`Golf Course or Intercourse?`

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    Four married guys go golfing over the weekend and on Sunday during the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued.
    First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
    Second Guy: "That`s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
    Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
    They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word.
    So they ask him. "You haven`t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What`s the deal?"
    Fourth Guy: "That`s easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a poke and say, `Golf Course or Intercourse?`
    So she says, `Wear your sweater.`"
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